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Welcome to Fartless Products!

Welcome to the FARTLESS PRODUCTS web site. Here you will find the most fun and unique products around, or the perfect gift for that special someone who has everything. Please look through our catalog and check out our complete product line. You can even place an order online!

Greetings from the old Fart

Greetings and salutations from The Old Fart. I hope you have as much fun looking through my website as I have had putting it together. My family and I have amassed a wide variety of products over our twenty plus years of being Fartless. Within the pages of this website we are sure that you will find the perfect gift idea for that someone who has everything.

Undoubtedly, you have a terrific sense of humor. I have always believed that laughter can cure the ill, turn your enemies into friends and help us not to take things so seriously. Maybe it can even put honesty into politics, but don’t hold your breath.

When laughter fades and your stomach growls, and it’s time to sit and eat.
You can’t go wrong with a Fartless meal, it’s quite a tasty treat.
Not to worry, not to fret, not an additive will you find.
I hope you all will dine with joy, and leave the farts behind.

May all yours be quiet little ones,

The Old Fart


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