Greetings from the Fartless® Factory! Here you will find the most unique and fun gift items around, perfect for that special someone who has everything. We have also provided access to our in-bag product preparation recipes, just in case. Be sure to check back often as we will feature product specials, new product announcements and the occasional glimpse into the Fartless® Factory. Please, as always, use our contact us form if you have any questions.

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The Old Fart

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