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That is a possibility, as we are in many small retail shops throughout the country. Please use the contact us form and let us know your zip code. We will search our list of stores for one close to your zip code and let you know ASAP.
First off, allow us to apologize for the inconvenience, all of our bags are stuffed by hand and sometimes, however rarely, a bag can get missed. Please go to the recipe downloads section of this website and download the corresponding instructions. If you would like one sent to you in the mail, please use the contact form on this site to let us know you would like one, and don’t forget to give us your full name and address.
This is for the not-so-secret process that may just help alleviate the uncomfortable side effects of eating beans. Basically, it’s the Fartless® part. This process has been known to help some and if not, like The Old Fart says, may all yours be quiet little ones.
PS: Don’t forget to drain off the yeast water and rinse the beans before boiling.
Yes, you can divide the Fartless® Chili recipe in half or more if you like. However, you cannot divide the Fartless® 16 Bean Soup recipe.
Yes, most definitely. We realize that our recipes make a large amount of Fartless® Chili and Fartless® 16 Bean Soup and freezing the leftovers is a great way to enjoy it again.
There are plenty of uses for a cloth bag and those will differ per individual. However, if you are slightly crafty, we recommend making it into a hot pad or trivet. Soon, we will have a page showcasing pictures and instructions for accomplishing this and will post that link here.
No it is not. This is the “old school”, healthier way of making popcorn. You will need a hot air popper or know how to do it on the stove with hot oil.
Because the beer does the job of the yeast.
No, we cannot recommend you use anything but beer to make our bread. Anything else, even non-alcohol beer, will affect the outcome negatively.
Yes! In fact, we think it makes it taste better.
Yes, but be sure to drain it very well first. We recommend no more than 1 cup.
Yes. We highly recommend that you eat the Fartless® Beer Bread with the Fartless® Chili. Our beer bread is a heavy flavorful dinner bread that is best served warm with buttery spread alongside the chili.
Yes we are now shipping to select foreign countries. However, if you are desperate for our Fartless® products, and live outside of our current ship-to areas, please use the contact us form and let us know. We can probably work something out.
We usually ship all internet orders via UPS within 2 working days. If you feel your order has been delayed, please contact us.
No. At this time, our physical catalogs are out of print and we have no plans for their return.